Shipping Policy: The Logistics of Nonsense
Where are you even located?
We are headquartered in the mystical, sprawling suburbs of Olathe, Kansas. Yes, the land of roundabouts and infinite strip malls. From this glorious central hub, we prepare your items with the kind of care usually reserved for fragile ego-boosts.
Where do you ship?
We ship to all 50 U.S. states. Whether you’re in a penthouse in NYC or a bunker in the middle of a desert (we don't judge), we’ll find you.
Living outside the U.S.? Look, the world is a big, scary place, and customs forms are the bane of our existence. If you’re desperate for some Nonsense and live across the pond (or the border), Contact Us first. We’ll see if we can work out a deal with a carrier pigeon or a very strong swimmer.
How long does it take?
Once you place an order, our team of highly caffeinated individuals (and perhaps one very confused ghost) gets to work.
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Processing: Usually 1-3 business days.
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Transit: We use standard carriers. Expect your package in 3-7 business days, assuming the delivery driver doesn't get lured into a parallel dimension or stopped by a particularly persuasive squirrel.
What if my package is lost?
If the tracking says "Delivered" but your porch is as empty as our social lives, check with your neighbors or that one bush that eats mail. If it’s truly gone into the abyss, let us know. We can’t control the universe, but we will do everything we can to make it right.
Questions? Concerns?
Want to send us a pizza in Olathe? Reach out to the Nook