A moment of silence for all the boys we are repelling this era. Because sometimes a subtle hint just isn't enough, and you need to wear a literal warning label on your ears. Whether you're hitting the dance floor or just trying to survive a trip to the grocery store in peace, these earrings are your new favorite defense mechanism.
Why You Need It:
 
The Design: Laser-cut to look like a retro cleaning spray bottle. We mixed it up so you get a broken heart on one side and a disco ball on the other. They are finished with subtle glitter accents that catch the light when you walk away from a bad conversation.
The Inspiration: Sparked by our absolute genius friend Elizabeth Dodson-Clymore and inspired by the masterpiece that is Taylor Swift’s "Opalite" music video.
The Efficacy: We know from first-hand experience that this repellent works wonders. However, a quick disclaimer: the formula seems to wear out after about 6 years, so be prepared for long-term commitments to sneak through eventually.
The Fine Print: Laser-cut and hand-painted wood. At just $14.99, they are significantly cheaper than therapy. Ready to deflect.