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Come to the Dark Side. We have earrings. These hand-painted wooden dangles feature the galaxy’s most dramatic father, Darth Vader. Perfect for when you need to channel some "Imperial March" energy during your morning commute or just want to quietly signal your allegiance to the Empire. 

Why You Need It

  • The Contrast: We paired the stark black-and-wood Vader helmet with iridescent rainbow hooks. It’s a little bit "Space Opera," a little bit "Party."

  • The Craft: Laser-cut from lightweight wood and hand-painted to capture that iconic helmet glare. They are light enough to wear while piloting a TIE fighter (or a minivan).

  • Limited Edition: Warning: We only made a few pairs. Do not underestimate the power of FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out).

The Fine Print: Hand-painted wood. Hypoallergenic rainbow hooks. Force choke ability not included.

"I Find Your Lack of Accessories Disturbing" | Darth Vader Wood Earrings

$14.00Price
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